⚠️ ATTENTION INTERDIMENSIONAL SHOPPERS ⚠️
To purchase a Plumbus, you must present a valid Galactic Federation identification card.
This requirement is strictly enforced across all dimensions to prevent unauthorized Plumbus distribution.
Your Galactic Federation ID must be:
- Current and non-expired
- Properly certified by the Council of Ricks
- Encoded with quantum-crystalline verification
- Free from temporal paradox stamps
* Attempting to purchase a Plumbus without proper identification may result in immediate reporting to the nearest Galactic Federation outpost.